PROGRESS BUT NO SUCCESS. (yet). That pretty much sums up my second lesson of swimming. I’ve learned to keep afloat without the support of my friend for more than two seconds (!!!!), and paddle myself across half a lane (with the help of a noodle float). PROGRESS. To keep this post short, I’ll show you some candid, bomb-ass pictures of me “swimming”. Enjoy my delightful face, and my Michael Phelps-esque formation.